Arnold Furnace delivers giant Christmas card

A giant card was hand delivered to clients’ offices and when opened it produced a cheeky musical message, sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslas.

Oh good clients let us shout

About how much we love thee

Every year we get work out

And you pay us our fee.

Greatly do we toil and sweat

Though feedback can be cruel

We’re just trying to bloody get

Our kids through private sch-ool.

But we care about your brand

Like it was our own child

Even when ideas are canned

And you buy something mild

‘Make the logo bigger and

can you change the picture,

headline strapline all that shit

otherwise we lo-ove it’.

Ok so that’s a little whinge

We need it every now and then.

Otherwise we’d come unhinged

Why can’t this be like Mad Men?

Smoking fags and scotch at ten

Then how about an office shag?

Today’s all writing eDMs

And where’s the fucking job bag

Who said that what no not me

Lord knows we love our work too

Self absorbed ad men are we

Or so it must seem to you

But of course that isn’t it

Ok yes maybe some-times

Now how do we end this shit

With something great that rh-ymes?

 [Repeat tune of last two lines]

Of course you know we do love you

So here’s to more great ti-imes.